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My sister crying over FaceTime because she ate too much pizza and made herself sick #family #IMissThem

My sister crying over FaceTime because she ate too much pizza and made herself sick #family #IMissThem

sscizorss:

I believe the first alcoholic beverage you drink represents where you are in life. Example: If you are served a fine scotch in a crystal glass at 18, you’ll probably live long and earn a lot of money. If your first drink was at 14 and it was casked wine hanging from a clothing line as you spun around, it looks like you’re australian. 

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Tagged: #not ok

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.


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BRING IT ON

3 days ago with 433,689 notes

c-mplexes:

If It Means A Lot To You - A Day To Remember

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

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tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

the-goddamazon:

captainspensaurus:

immortal-lord-godsmoke:

answeringmysister:

blkmartian:

saintwerewolf:

bankuei:

losthopesandfadeddreams:

be-blackstar:

"their chicken is really spicy" 
"beware, the injera is spicy"
"the water is spicy" 

"the air was spicy"

"The staff was very rude"

"The dim sum restaurant didn’t have a menu"

"They gave me chopsticks"

"They asked me to wash my hands before I sat down to eat, something about traditions? I was humiliated"

"The staff didn’t speak English"

"The chair was spicy"
"The ice was spicy"

"Service was great. Food was great. Couldn’t find parking" - 1 star

'my napkins were only one ply. no free breadsticks”- 1/2 star

"the staff was spicy"

ALL THE SPICY COMMENTS ARE KILLING ME I LOVE THIS POST

desireearmfeldt:

idina menzel and kristin chenoweth in wicked

askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

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harrystylesdildo:

my anaconda don’t

sourcedumal:

mzbigabootie:

conceivethedream:

tybalt-tisk:

I’m completely down for this. 

Agreed.

Omg.

1000000000% Agree! I always had the feeling Triton did Ursula bogus as fuck. Like he made her do some magic that she told him would have consequences and then exiled her when the shit she told him would happen came true

Wes Gibbins in “How To Get Away With Murder” | 1.01 “Pilot”

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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